Broken record: penis size.

So there is this new research and articles all over the web these days and yes, it's about the same damn thing "all" men fear: penis size. I kinda grew tired of the subject, because everyone seems to be an expert on what's "big, thick and good enough". Women laughing at men's dicks is a proper man-killer, and I guess that's where the irrational fear and anxiety resides. The ...

Ojive hits The Big 30.

Man, I really do suck at updating this thing. I might've lost momentum on this whole project thing, but trust me, the momentum is only gaining off-the-internet. Right, so I hit the big 30. I am now 30 years old and it calls for some reflections, and feelings perhaps, about where I am, where I've been, and where I'm going. It's like, I don't even know where to start, so I gue...

War of the sexes.

Not sure where to start, so I'll just run a brain dump. Today, I read an article on a norwegian newspaper site where a female author voiced her opinion (more like demands, but whatever) on male...ughh...I don't even know what the fuck she was actually talking about or what her point was. Seemed to me as if it was a constructed a...

A little update.

Jeez. So much have been going on in my life lately, that I'm hardly keeping up right now. I got a new job, finished off the old one, packed my bags, etc. But first things first. Diet and progress. I've cut 10'ish kg of fat in the course of 12 weeks. This is me at 92kg and 79kg. I do weigh 82kg now for some reason, but I look the same. Might be just water. ...

Demons, luggage and how to deal with it.

Mysterious Forest in the Pacific Northwest Yeah, so I'm having one of those days today, so it's all kind I'm obviously doing something I should not, and it is: I'm in my head today. I struggle with living in the now, so instead, I daydream unvolunteerly with whatever the content my mind is building. Which is not always a good thing. Well...fuck it, it's never a ...

Master Chief paintball entrance 2015.

So, I've been playing with the childish and nerdy idea of making my own Master Chief Spartan armor. I've even printed out a scaled version of the helm, but I've never gotten around to actually sit the fuck down and cut it out, glue it together, and spraypaint it with clear coat. A few weeks back, I got an idea: I should do paintball. Now, I got this mad idea: Master Ch...


Sorry for not updating this thing in ages. Many things have happened in the past two weeks. In fact, so much has happened that it feels like two months. I was frustrated for a long while. Frustrated with the lack of drive, lots of ideas, wishes, goals, but no drive to reach them. I've identified things I wanted to work on, but everything felt pointless. Until one day, I was ...


Motivation is one fun, interesting and exciting concept. There is this whole business of people: personal trainers, coachers, who are earning big stacks of cash by motivating lazy fucks like you and me. There are two types of motivation: external and internal. External motivation is what most people draw their drive from. Motivational quotes, #fitspo, #nopainnogain, you k...

Radio tracks and pop culture.

I've always been emotional when it comes to music. Music is what reaches out, touches and resonates with my "energy", if you may call it that. Music I like goes across more or less ALL genres and sub-genres. I'm going back to my old roots: music, and playing with my turntables. I've bought Traktor Scratch Pro A6 to be able to spin digital records, since this is 2014 and mos...

[Long post warning] Online dating scene.

I've been brewing on this for quite a while, so I might as well dump my thoughts on the subject off my chest. Intro For the past year, I've been on and off online dating, mostly out of curiosity. I was still being a shy, driveless chode, with no ambitions or anything. Just mindlessly browsing pages on pages of girls in my area, and just going “meh”. And when I found a gir...